slworking

Slacking while working. Goofing off and/or slacking while at work.

Sitting at your desk at work with your feet up, surfing the Internet instead of working, sleeping in your cubicle or office, etc.

My favorite form of slworking is to put my feet up on my desk and chill while at work.

by Slworking July 25, 2007

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009