Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

Schweppes

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana

Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.

by Linda Richman January 14, 2009

schwepervesence

according to AZ in the 1994 classic Nas song "Life's a Bitch", it is a sense of ghetto success and prosperity, involving both pride in your hood and the effort to do big things in your own situation

yo i keep that schwepervesence stayin in my blood son im bout to have this whole block on lock ya heard

by edge- ROC January 6, 2008

schwerps

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.

A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!

by TRMW October 2, 2009

Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

schweppervesence

-noun The essence of the club soda Schweppes.

-noun, slang Can describe the simplicity of something, since Schweppes is known for being simple.

"Keeping the schweppervesence
street ghetto essence inside us
cause it provides us
with the proper insite to guide us." -- MC AZ The Visualiza's verse in "Life's a bitch" from Nas' Illmatic album, 1994;

by Jason 13 October 7, 2008

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012