The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!
by schmeegle August 26, 2006
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The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.
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an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.
Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby
by yo bebe May 20, 2005
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Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.
by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018
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(v) to be kind
synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
(v) to be kind
synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020
Get the schneebles mug.a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
by stoneydopey August 29, 2007
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