Schwanztücker

German origin, "Big Cock" also spelled Schwanztuecker.

I seeeenk i vill give ha mein schwanzstücker.

by Mike-O January 21, 2005

schwanktastic

as good as a schwank. awesome, fantastic

"that dog is so schwanktastic"

by the schwankiest schwanker August 22, 2004

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019

schwanster

Another term for the word penis.

Girl: I think that he has a huge schwanster.
Mom: That is your dad.

by ------------------------------- January 10, 2008

Schwandered

Verb.
The act of having your girlfriend taken

I was with her for 4 years and I got Schwandered.

by wvratchet November 17, 2009

schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015

schwantz

An unidentifiable person.

(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.

A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.

The decision the manager made today was totally off side with company policy...what a schwantz.

by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009