schwampe

sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.

No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.

by karistal June 12, 2009

schwamp

The swamp. Commonly used by crumpets (the black kind). See: Net doh.

"We go net doh to da schwamp."

by Schwamp September 21, 2007

Schwampadomp

V. To do something with ease or success, and then rub it in the face of someone who can't pick it up as fast.

Eric: Hey Josh, you stacked it 3 times in about a minute! You gotta pick up your game!

Matt: Holy shit Josh, he just schwampadomped the shit out of you!

by USA-Today July 14, 2014