schwam

An incident involving a man having sex with a hot girl on a beach in Spain (or Portugal).

Dude, I had the best schwam in Spain last summer.

by Jon #1 November 19, 2006

schwam

meeting up, going out, or chilling with your best friends; can also refer to a one night stand with an old friend

"Call my cell if you wanna meet up and schwam!"
"So Sarah and I decided that after ten years it was worth a schwam or two."

by DM Cook November 11, 2004

Schwim Schwam

The act of swimming in the vaginal region. Schwim schwam can also be defined as intercourse or getting some butt.

Mean, If I get done work early, may I get some schwim schwam?

*using this phrase may increase your chances of getting some schwim schwam.

by K. C. Venable September 19, 2017

schwam

word with no definitive meaning, used when u don't know what to say and to stir confusion

adam:who's ur crush?
liam:schwam
adam:huh?

by finkle jay's friend June 16, 2022

Schwamming

The worst type of trolling, originating from Schwamm, a german internet troll that mastered and is capable of doing EVERY type of trolling. At. the. same. time.

You Rageing is 100% guaranteed.

*setting: some video game*
Guy 1: IM SO PISSED AT THAT ONE GUY! HE WAS SCHWAMMING ME SO HARD!
Guy 2: woooah i feel bad for you bro.
guy 1: rage quits.
Guy Schwamming : EPIC WINNING *destroys everything*

by Unicorn97681432 August 15, 2011

schwam

used when u don't know what to say, creates confusion

guy:bro did u hit?
other guy:schwam
guy:huh?tf is schwam

by finkle jay's friend June 16, 2022