Schwabbin

When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.

I was horny last night but did not have much money, so I wound up schwabbin it.

by Bobbyganoosh March 17, 2010

schwabbin

The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.

(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

by decepticons_go May 30, 2009

schwaang

A adjective that describes something just so overly awesome and amazing. Or used as a victorious exclamation. Even used as a greeting. {NOT a penis)

Taylor: Dude! I just so lived after jumping off that bridge!
Anna: That's really schwaang.

Maddie: I just aced my Spanish! Yesss!
Megan: Schwaang!!

Taylor: Hey Megan
Megan: Schwaang. Hey Maddie.
Maddie: Hi. Word, Anna.
Anna: Schwaang!

by Kiariku January 5, 2008

Heated Schwabadooby

A substance? It can be whatever you want it to be...

Do you want some Heated Schwabadooby?

by Risketz May 16, 2022

schwabbin'

point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.

dude, after 7 long islands, I was schwabbin' and freaking out after seeing all those people on the dance floor.

by doh! boy August 6, 2009

Schwalbang

The act of laying on your couch, watching basketball and eating ice cream.

I was really tired after volleyball practice so I just decided to go home and Schwalbang it out all night.

by Captain Beard April 11, 2011

Schwabacher

A big fag

You are acting like a Schwabacher

by Schwabacher February 22, 2022