Schwave

The guy that turns off the motion sensor soap dispenser to confuse people and get a cheap laugh

*waves hand under dispenser* *waits* huh? *repeats action* the fuck... *sees dispenser off* what the fuck! why does everyone want to be a fucking Schwave? *turns dispenser on and washes hands, then walks out grumbling*

Schwave: dude, i just turned off the MSSD
Schwaves friend: *solemn glare* the fuck bruh? not even cool man. how the fuck are we friends?

by Dashaun94 November 4, 2011

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

shuave

When your penis goes a little into the asshole but than goes back in the pink

Sentence form

“ mate, that was shuave”

“ mate, you just did me shuave”

by Shuave July 30, 2019

scuavebug

terrible roleplayer that cant type shit

Man: bruh scuavebug is so trash

by curfew crew September 15, 2020

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

Flaven Schlaven

-the squidgy part on tip of your nose
-to relax
For best results push your nose like clown in motion fla out motion ven in motion schla out motion ven
also try making your voice like a honky honk(horn thingo)
originates from germany

-woah flaven schlaven

-i'm flavenin schlavenin

-Girl: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
-Boy: woah flaven slaven

Clown: flaVEN schlaVEN

by ash, ambz & gabby February 22, 2007

schnaven

Dork, moron, poindexter. A person that not only is annoying but has no social skills. Irretrievably awkward with chief physical characteristics being pencil neck and protruding gut...

telemarketers, accountants, coin collectors and dealers, computer programmers..

by John Long October 21, 2003