schtroumpf

Un petit nabot bleu.
A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:
Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)
Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)
Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)
Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)
Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)
Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)
Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)
Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

eg.1. "C'est schtroumpf alors! comment'c'que j'peux avancer dans le travail avec toutes ces maudits carottes au-dessus d'MA tête?!"
eg.2. "Il faut toujours travailler soigneusement, n'est-ce pas, et m'écouter pour schtroumpfer c'que j'dis, n'est-ce pas, car c'est c'que dit l'Grand Schtroumpf, n'est-ce PAS..."

by Sapporo Jimbo July 18, 2008

schtooped

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.

She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!

by Munster June 11, 2006

schtoops

Can mean anything from 'fucking' or 'to fuck', but is becoming just an exclamatory word(such as, in place of saying 'Wow!' or 'Oh my!'). Also used in place of 'cool' or when there just isn't anything better so say, and you want a conversation to end. Usually pronounced in a very long and drawn out way.

"I don't care who Michael schtoops on his own time."
or
"Hey Lindzko look at this Whopper Jr. I ordered with extra cheese."
"SchtOOOOps!!"
or
"Hey Lindzko I just failed my rocket science final, so now I'm going to kill myself."
"...schtoops..."

by Linkzo April 20, 2006

Schtop That

An exclamatory remark, consisting of a combination of the phrase 'stop that', with an added sound of 'ch'. Used with the same intent as that of 'stop that', to explain to someone to stop doing whatever they may be doing which is usually causing uneccessary conflict.

*Pronunciation: 'Shhh-top'

Chris was irritating me so i said 'schtop that!'

by Charlotteyaaaaa January 27, 2009

Schropol Effect

Portmanteau of Schrodinger and Politics. It describes the fact that everything is both political and non-political at the same time.

Person 1: If most agree on something, it's non-political. But if someone disagrees its political. What happens then?
Person 2: That's the Schropol Effect!

by JamesnLollify August 26, 2023

Schtoop

It is a Yiddish word, meaning to have sexual intercourse... (i.e. to "fuck")

The word is also starting to be used in place of the words "Wow!", and "Fuck!".

Dont schtoop the Maid!

by Brookman June 3, 2018

schtrippschtanke

An autistic version of a strip pole.

My girlfriend always dances with a schtrippschtanke.

by Cube X July 21, 2020