Un petit nabot bleu.
A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:
Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)
Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)
Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)
Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)
Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)
Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)
Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)
Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods