schlonged 

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

schlonged by demhatz April 2, 2016

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

schlonged 

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

schlonged by kennclie April 10, 2016

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Scrongle 

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

Scrongle by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

Schmoigle 

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009