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Schmurgle 

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.
We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.
Schmurgle by wrwetzel September 6, 2009
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schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.
i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.
schlugglebummer by danielsprog November 4, 2008
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schnarglefuss 

An exclamation used in conjunction with a a strong emotional or possibly physical reaction. Feelings can be positive or negative. It is used most often when no other word seems to adequately describe intense feelings.
Bob: SCHNARGLEFUSS!!!

Jane: What?

Bob: My penis just fell off!
an expert provocateur
Anna: Duuude, i so want to bang him. he's such a schurley.
schurley by sch December 4, 2006
To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement
After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.
Schmergle by NSFWMel August 31, 2022
The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.
The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.
Spurgle by jcm65 July 27, 2010
To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.
Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.
Schmergle by Druzzi April 20, 2012