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Shpongle

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

also a good trance band
"I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23
by saucy von autofleisch October 17, 2003
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schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
by kennclie April 10, 2016
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by sup March 13, 2005
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Shpongle

noun (shpohung-ul) Possibly the best Psytrance/Goa band ever. They consist of two members: Raja Ram and Simon Posford. They are heavily influenced by world music, which Raja Ram is in charge of bringing, often recording flute lines etc and then having them edited and added to by Posford's technical genius.
Posford by himself is simply known as Hallucinagen, which is good, but not nearly as well done as Shpongle.

Please don't use the word in a obscene way.
The band have three albums, and have announced that that is all from them. Of the three albums (Are you Shpongled?, Tales of the Inexpressible and Nothing Lasts... But Nothing is Lost), their last is said to be the pinnacle of trance amazingness. It sounds more like one huge anthem rather than an album, with only two (apparently) external samples, proving that they really do have talent.
Ted: You wanna go see Shpongle tonight?
Bill: No, sorry man, I've got an assignment to be doing.
Ted: Fair enough. See you tomorrow.
Bill: Aww, fuck it, I'll come.
Ted: Excellent. Bring beer.
Bill: I thought you had loads.
Ted: I do, but everyone's bringing some.
Bill: Oh... wicked. ...Carling ok?
Ted: NOOOOOOO!!!
by Josh Turnbull September 25, 2006
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Shpongled

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.
Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.
by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007
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schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.
by g-windsor April 23, 2016
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schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
by #StrangerDanger! April 4, 2016
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