Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d December 2, 2007

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

schlongologue

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

by D/K December 8, 2011

Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schploing

A cute and sometimes derogatory term used to described people, objects and phenomena that behave in a whimsical, clumsy or adorable fashion.

Look at this schploing! What is he doing?

He is a schploing.

by Anonanonim July 27, 2022