schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

ass shnozzing

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

Schnazziness

In regards to clothing:

Something that makes the girls go WOW, the boys go SHIT, and the cougs go MINE!!

He brought schnazziness to a whole new level!

by Miss $ March 3, 2009

Schnozzwanger

Nose

Blow your schnozzwanger.
Blow your schnozz.

by shinsyotta December 23, 2020

shnozzling

The well balanced art of sticking two male penises and inserting them into the nostriles of a female then ejactulating at the same time making the female gag,thus making the cum go down their throat.

Peter and I were Shnozzling Susie so hard her nose ripped.

by master b8er 154 April 9, 2010

schnitzing

Blowing a snot rocket onto the street.

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.

by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017