Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

by podlowe March 24, 2003

Schnoobler

A Person who Gets into other's buisness. or a Person Who "schoonbles"

Alex is such a schnoobler.She gets into everyone's drama.

by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008