schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)

"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"

by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009

Schnittybeer

A typical Thursday night out with the boys. The night consists of a $10 chicken schnitzel and a $10 beer tasting paddle. The schnitzel is usually served with hot chips, salad, and gravy/pepper sauce. It is expected that you save the schnitzel for last. Occasionally the beer paddle is cheaper than $10 but you need the friendship with Mitch badge to receive this.

Hey lads, wanna go for schnittybeer tonight?

Keen for schnittybeer?

by Kyle_trumpet August 10, 2017

schnittfest

when something is firm to cut with a knife, you can call it schnittfest. The word comes out of the german language and is most popular when mentioned at conferences that are in countries like india.
When you get ill and have some serious diarrhea. Choose proper medication and you'll get schnittfest.

schnittfest in two hours.
Everything schnittfest?

by malagant April 14, 2009

Nitter Schnitter

Any sexual organ

Damn look at that nitter schnitter!

by J.K.A February 29, 2004

Viener schnittzel

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020

schnittiful

The feeling of depression and regret one feels after eating an oversized pub schnitzel, or "schnitty".

"Woah, I shouldn't have eaten all of that - I feel schnittiful."

by PetStarr July 13, 2007

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003