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schatzie

sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.
That dog is such a schatzie!
by conniethegreat April 30, 2010
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Schultzie

To be deliberately oblivious or unaware. To ignore something obvious or fail to acknowledge it. To let someone get way with it without telling on them. Based on the character of Sgt. Schultz (whose nickname was Schultzie) from the Hogan's Heroes television show who often declared "I see nothing! Nothing!" after inadvertently walking in on some forbidden activity.
He walked in on us and caught us red-handed but he just did a Schultzie and left.
They were right in the middle of it and he just turned right around and kept going. Yeah, he totally pulled a Schutzie.
Dude, what if they see you? Ah, they'll just do a Schultzie like usual.
by wyrwolf March 15, 2011
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Jim Schutze

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
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schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
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schütze

A relatively common term (followed by a nick, name etc) used when shouting someone in order to get some attention when eg chatting. Capitalization can also be used.
Schütze "name"!
SCHÜTZE "NAME"!
by Kabelschütze December 14, 2008
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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!
by de-pube July 20, 2021
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schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.
1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!
by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008
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