schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

Schmuckles

Smart-ass chuckles.

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!

by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

schmuckle

a type of currency in coin form

I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!

by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008

schmucklehead

noun: Schmuck+Knucklehead

1) One who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way...

2) One who puts puts laughter over anothers well being

1)He's passed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead

2)Would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin poop under my car door handle!

by Jew-bacca October 11, 2011

Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024