schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

schmowned

It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.

an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!

by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010

schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.

Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!

by bigtyrone May 10, 2009

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

by lectop February 28, 2004