Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

Schisty

To be inconsiderate or to take something without approval.

"Max, you are one schisty son of a b*tch!"
"You totally schisted my tattoo!"

by Gunslinger May 24, 2006

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmidty titty

When a person has the last name schmidt and is chubby with man boobs.

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.

Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.

Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.

by Frax January 11, 2014

Schmidty

Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010