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schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.
Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!
by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011
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Schmiggie

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".

Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"

Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
by tellmeifIhaveschmiggiepls April 10, 2010
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Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss
by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011
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Schmugazie

Coke, cocaine, that is snorted through the nostrils.
Schmugazie boy : yo bro you got that Thaaaaaaang!

Guy: yeah!! You know I got that schmugazie Brothah.

Thank god I really need some cocaine man.
by Seamus O'hara July 12, 2018
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schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.
“Where’d my toes go”
Definitely schmigginzed
by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023
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schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️
“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”
by livvinlife February 7, 2019
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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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