schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

Class Scavenger

One who is well known for consistently mooching food from his or her classmates, either in the cafeteria or at random, snack-friendly hours of the school day.

He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.

Josh: Christ man.. Jimmy is such a fuckin' grade A Class Scavenger. Sometimes he eats more of my Totino Pizza Rolls than I do!!

Matt: Tell me about it man...

by Jake T. Williamson June 3, 2009

Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

schmegegy

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

pussy scavenger

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Schmëerskåhøven

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003