schmeely

certain thing that you say before you go to bed at night. you say it before you go to sleep, and you pretend that it is morning in a high and obnoxious voice. you say "hey" before using the term "schmeely".

#1 :good night.
#2 :hey schmeely!

by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person

oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?

by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

SCHMEEESCH!

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.

"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006

Schmeckeldorf

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005