Schmeez

Schmeezing is when you "schmeez out"

Vro did you mf C that zook schmeezin out on the triple? Yeah, hes on schmeez duty fr fr.

by Yurd.me September 17, 2019

schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

Schmeeze

the Nic stick, commonly used term in parts of Massachusetts. Disposable vape. used Interchangeably with the made up word “schmeal”

“i gotta new schmeeze yo try this shit”
“this shit is ass dawg 💀”

by fondle3000 April 7, 2022

schmeeze

not drugs. nothing derogatory. just a funny word

Person 1: "Hey! Wanna head to Chucky Schmeeze later?"
Person 2: "Of course, i LOVE CHUCKY SCHMEEZE!"

by smarttiiess August 12, 2022

Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025