by luckylibra June 24, 2019
by kam_ March 18, 2009
Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.
by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020
Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."
It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.
It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.
That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.
"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.
"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.
by michael sheely September 28, 2004
Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.
I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!
by nycisme February 2, 2014
by Bigboy6928 June 29, 2019
Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.
And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.
If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.
If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
by dumibunni October 6, 2020