Schmeat

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015

Schmeat

saucy meat

Did you hear about susan? he was giving out his schmeat last night at the changs party

by luckylibra June 24, 2019

Schmeat

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.

Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.

by kam_ March 18, 2009

Schmeat

Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with that fireman’s schmeat in here

by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020

Schmeat

Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."

It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.

That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.

"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.

by michael sheely September 28, 2004

Schmeat

Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur

The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave

by Uncle flake July 19, 2020

Schmeat

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

by Dirtworks September 21, 2020