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Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.
Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.
by redwind64 February 11, 2005
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Schmaltz

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
by pizzamaster June 17, 2020
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Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.
Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.
by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009
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schmaltzy

Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that's not usually the case.

Often off-putting.
"Strangers with that kind of honesty make me go the big rubbery one" Narrator, Fight Club
H. Helpington: Omigod! Thank you SO MUCH. You're freaking amazing! Life as I know it would cease to exist if you hadn't come along. When there was no other light in my life you, wonderful you, shined on. You kept me safe and sane and you helped me when I couldn't help myself. 'll be grateful to you always. Hookers should be so lucky to have a heart of gold like yours. I think I love you a little. Thank you friend.

ABB: Shut it. Don't make me bitch-slap the stupid out you. I friggin' hate it when you're schmaltzy like that. Jeez chri, you're not going gay on me are ya? I told you I'm not like that. Anyway, you're welcome. Now show me what you really learned about STFU.
by HelpyHelpington December 13, 2010
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schmamily

family schmamily.
by cmoncollapse December 4, 2010
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Schmainis

That chick's got a huge schmainis!
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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schmalhofer

the wickid witch of northmont high schools language arts department that get joy and entertainment out of students pain and agony and laughs when students fail tests, and die. she has a jar of ashes sitting on her desk from past problem students, i am fortunate not to be one of those students.
your such a schmalhofer. you son of a schmalhofer. look at that schmalhofer. look at me im a schmalhofer * bites off the head of a student and puts their ashes in a jar on her desk*
by ye olde gregore December 31, 2008
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