schnozzed

Drunk beyond belief, or to an amazing extent.

Boy you were schnozzed last night at the banquet.

by JRW32 April 28, 2004

Shnozzled

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.

Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

fooger schnozzles

A term of frustration or indearment depending on the context

Mary: The market is down today.

Chris: o fooger schnozzles :-(

Mary: I got an A on my test!

Chris: your a fooger schnozzles!! :-)

by yankeefan8326 April 29, 2008

schmozzle

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.

What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.

by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008

schnozzle

Verb: to perform fellatio deep enough that the fellator has no choice but to breathe through her nose.

Anyone can give a b.j., but it takes a special girl to schnozzle a diesel just right.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

Schnozzle

"Schnozzle" refers to the word "nose", first utilized by Randall Patrick McMurphy, in 3566 B.C. in the latin form, Nozillius, later integrated into the hit british rock sensation, the farfignugens, as Nonozze. Most recently adapted by the late KC Baldwin, circa 2005, as the word we all know, use, and love, Schnozzle.

Let me blow my Schnozzle on your beryllium, Shwoozee!

by KC Baldwin October 3, 2005