schomburg

the process of having sex with a chick who has tourettes syndrome.

'Dude, I totally schomburged that chick who works in accouting, last night'.

by Shaggy Pete May 11, 2008

dirty schoolbus

When during anal intercourse you urinate inside of your partner. Yellow and brown like a dirty schoolbus.

She was totally pissed when I gave her the dirty schoolbus.

by Mogged March 9, 2008

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Schoolbussed

Commuting to work and you’re stuck behind a school bus that has to stop at every effing street to pick up one child because stupid helicopter parents insist upon it.

I’d be there already if I didn’t get schoolbussed on my way in this morning

Fuck. I’m schoolbussed.

by ejm5062 May 28, 2018

Schlomosheckelstein

A Jewish merchant who is basically the imaginary king of the world. All of our taxes secretly go to him and we don’t know it. It’s a combination of the word “Schlomo” which means jew with a big nose, and “Sheckelstein” which means a boss of a bunch of wagecucks.

Wagie : The wages have gone down by 20% in the past year
Woke Person : That’s because taxes are increasing and Schlomosheckelstein is getting more and more money out of your paycheck
Wagie : NO I DON’T WANNA GO BACK IN MY CAGIE GIVE ME MY PAYCHECK BOSS!

by thenextrealmoonman September 27, 2019

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Shlumbus

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021