Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

sploinkus

when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)

little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

Schlongus

Schlongus is a term used to describe a males penis

Look how long his schlongus is...

by Schlongus May 23, 2020

schlinkuu

The sound an erect penis makes when it is hastily released from pants

Boy: I don't think you ready for this
Girl:Boy stop playin
*SCHLINKUU*
Girl: 0_0

by iykmyk May 21, 2022

Schlongus Bongus

A word for a cock that social media regulations dont notice, also used to prevent teachers from lecturing you about language

Damn bro, da fellas schlongus bongus lookin proper in dem pants

by deJebbsterr27 August 13, 2022