Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005