Schlimpy

schlimpy

I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.

by Ackubota May 24, 2020

schlime

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda

Can I have 2 schlimes please?

by domkop January 11, 2010

schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.

Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.

by Xfing January 19, 2010

schlimo

a person lacking intellectual and social skills that would otherwise count them as a functional, normal person

I wish Bob would just go away. Yeah, he is such a schlimo.

by Lion07 April 17, 2007

schlimey

- noun.
When you thought the nickname Slimey couldn't get old.

Sarah - "Hi Schlimey!"
Simon - "....hi Sarah >.>"

by i-was-moses January 13, 2009

Schlimmbesserung

Worse betterment usually referring to inventions that our society has no use for.

Schlimmbesserung is a weird word to use in a sentence.

by Snappy Zappy July 21, 2006