Schlemee

Someone who thinks they know how to solve a problem but ends up just saying random things that do not make any sense at all. They also have an abnormal fondness of math and physics and feels as if it is there duty to make everyone feel awkward. And feels obligated to do so. while similar to a schwemee, it should not confused with its more social counterpart.

Damn man, Schlemee is wearing zip up pants again and trying to get the attention of the proffessor by yelling "chain rule!!"

Schlemee by csbdonkeykong77 July 26, 2012

schlimey

- noun.
When you thought the nickname Slimey couldn't get old.

Sarah - "Hi Schlimey!"
Simon - "....hi Sarah >.>"

schlimey by i-was-moses January 13, 2009

Schimeezle  

One whos knowledge surpasses all. A learned human in the ways of the lord. Makes other feel inferior to their peers unknowingly due to a high functioning mind.

To be greater, better, faster, and wiser than anyone.

Dude, you are such a Schimeezle

Call Schimeezle, I'm sure he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop.

Shimeezle got a 97... what a bitch.

Schimeezle by winchestertonfeildville April 23, 2009

Cat schlime 

a weirdo who calls people made up words

You know Sonia? She keeps calling me dogschlime and its not even a real word

Yeah, she’s a real cat schlime then

Cat schlime by sigmanami January 22, 2022

schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

schliement by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

Schlime 

Being part of schlime means your cool and have a certain respect from ray and emmet

Did you know ray Blaylark was in schlime gang he’s so cool

Schlime by Ray blay May 10, 2019

schlime 

an informal word for estrogen gel

I LOVE SCHLIME!!! ITS MY FAVORITE FORM OF ESTROGEN!!!

schlime by fedexfan21 November 17, 2022