Schlam 

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlime 

Something slimey or "schlimey" like getting a taxi ride and running when you have to pay, or acting in a sly and savage way.

That nigga pulled up in the cab, said he was gonna take out money and ran home. That's schlimey

Schlime by AlwaysIcy July 3, 2017

Schlem

A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!

"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"

"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"

Schlem by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007

schlime 

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda

Can I have 2 schlimes please?

schlime by domkop January 11, 2010

schlime 

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.

Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.

schlime by Xfing January 19, 2010

schlimo

a person lacking intellectual and social skills that would otherwise count them as a functional, normal person

I wish Bob would just go away. Yeah, he is such a schlimo.

schlimo by Lion07 April 17, 2007

Cat schlime 

a weirdo who calls people made up words

You know Sonia? She keeps calling me dogschlime and its not even a real word

Yeah, she’s a real cat schlime then

Cat schlime by sigmanami January 22, 2022