Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

Shlabbing

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.

1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.

by AY052194 February 9, 2013

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

schnabbing steed

An extreme insult in a vast emotions of insanity

Little Marlyn: This isn't who you think it is
Her: Watch it you schnabbing steed. I want those picture by 4. Police.

by mrProtagonist June 10, 2011

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016