someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
by caleb milk February 11, 2019

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.
by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.
That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.
by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.
by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024
