Schmeezed 

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.

1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."

Schmeezed by emiaj01 August 10, 2018

Schmeeze 

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

Schmeeze by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

schmezzle tep 

a nigga in 2k who was poop

when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”

schmezzle tep by kingthothoe July 22, 2020

Schmeeglepuffin 

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

Schmeeglepuffin by I'mserious September 1, 2009

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

schmeezer by csrsld March 11, 2008

schweezle 

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

schweezle by small dick rick November 6, 2007

Schmeegled 

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

Schmeegled by murdevil November 28, 2004