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Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.
Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!
by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021
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Ulquiorra Schiffer

{Ool-kee-awr-uh Shif-er}

1. /Noun/ - A character from the popular anime/manga, Bleach. He is a main part of the antagonist group, the Espada, under the command of Aizen Sousuke. His outward appearance is odd (like half the characters in the entire series) consisting of deathly pale skin, large and extremely green eyes, jet black hair, and cyan lines running down his face giving him the appearance that he is crying. As well, the remaining parts of his Hollow mask (as he is an Arrancar) looks like someone had taken a Viking's helmet, chopped it in half, and super-glued part of it onto the left side of his head. His Hollow hole is at the base of his throat.

Not only do the tear streaks that run down his face give fans enough grounds to call him "emo" and "emo bitch", but he also has the personality that makes a potato look exciting. Despite this, he still has massive amounts of fangirls.

Ulquiorra's release form is yet to be known, but there are many theories on the matter such as some form of feline or reptile. Some people even joke he may end up being a garbage man or trash can, due to the fact that in his first appearance he deems everyone he meets as 'trash'.

Popular romantic pairings with Ulquiorra Schiffer are Grimmjow Jaegarjaques, Aizen Sousuke, and most annoyingly of all, Inoue Orihime.

Ulquiorra's rank among the Espada is fourth, represented by the Gothic four on his chest. He also has the ability to take out his eye and crush it to pass on information, having the eye later regenerate.

2. /verb/ - To be out emo-d, out bitched, deliver less ownage, and out uke-d by someone else.
Noun
1. Who's the emo looking kid on the television? Oh wait, that's just Ulquiorra.

2. When Ulquiorra Schiffer is paired up with Inoue Orihime, my mind implodes due to the complete oddity of it all.

Verb
1. Ulquiorra is the only character that can ever master the art of Ulquiorra.
by Anonymous Suckers April 29, 2008
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Schiffli

A surname of Swiss origin meaning a small boat

An extremely blessed lineage of people who live long, happy, and prosperous lives.
If only I could find a Schiffli to marry all my health problems would disappear and I would live to a ripe old age.

That person is so lucky, oh wait no, he is just a Schiffli.
by Dr. Henry W. Billbury May 15, 2013
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Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.
Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!
by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010
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Shiffle

Drizzle and Shake Combined!
Yo let shiffle that thousand island on your salad homie.
by aubreony September 21, 2011
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Pulling a Shifflett

Not having sex for an incredibly long period of time, interspersed with a tremendous amount of masturbation.
Dude, if you don't go apologize to her you're going to be pulling a Shifflett before you know it.
by Angel Vomit October 16, 2008
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sciffle

To create a noise a noise with the lungs and mouth - starting with "k", then proceed immediately with the German pronounciation of "ch", and finally (keeping tongue hovering below the roof of the mouth and teeth clenched) suck the air back into the lungs. Repeat last two stages in rapid succession. The resulting sound should be akin to cute hyperventilation, or a high pitched giggling without the use of the vocal chords.
Sciffling is most often used as a sign of delight or frustration, depending on the facial expression that accompanies it.
Origin: Aberystwyth, Wales
She sciffled in frustration as she attempted to pull the wet sock off her foot.
by EmiiB October 30, 2005
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