schiavoed

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
by matt thermopolis November 29, 2010
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schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation
dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight
by bofanD October 22, 2008
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To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.
"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"
by Justin Style June 20, 2005
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(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.
Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.
by Bryan Reier September 06, 2005
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To feel hungry or starved.

Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.
I'm feelin' schiavo. Let's head to taco bell...
by Aaron Sine March 31, 2005
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n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.
Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
by Dacarlo April 19, 2005
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(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.
1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.
by Bender Bending Rodriguez December 18, 2005
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