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Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010
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Mr.Scheyder

The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.
Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
by The love of Chuuya's life March 9, 2021
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scheidted

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend
1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.
by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009
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schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!
by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010
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schindler

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing
jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler
by jables80 December 31, 2010
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Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.
i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob
by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009
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crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
by Corlyann February 7, 2006
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