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scheidted 

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend
1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.
scheidted by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009
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scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

sheisted 

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something
At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.
sheisted by Nehssa July 6, 2016
The German translation of our word "vagina"
"ich bin nicht homosexual, weil ich scheide mag."
--I am not gay, because I like vagina.
scheide by Lewis_JJ May 5, 2009

Schmitted Up 

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...
Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

scheiterlein 

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.
Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!
scheiterlein by yourexcellence June 24, 2010
Genmay users like to spread peanut-butter on their mother's scheide, and then lick it.
scheide by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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