Schattenwesen

shaht-ten-ves-en

A fake German loan word (cuz it was coined by an English-speaking American) that means a Shadow Person. It's a combo. of the German words Schatten (shadow) and Wesen (being). It was created to fit the pattern of names for spirits being German loan words.

I nearly shit my pants when I thought I saw a schattenwesen out the window, but it was just my brother.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

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schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

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Tyler Schartner

Fucking horrible person ngl no one likes him. He sits alone at lunch and assaults people. He has a micro dick. Tyler cheats on everyone who even goes out with him. Tyler is a angry and stupid bitch.

Why are you cheating on me you fucking Tyler Schartner.

by Brett Schartner January 27, 2020

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shartth

When you shart in your pants and then eat it.

My moms breath always smells from that shartth.

by Fog god May 24, 2016

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schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

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