A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
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Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
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She was born in New jersey on august 24, 1981. Her dad was African-American and her mom was Caucasian. She grew up in a rough area of New Jersey and was a member of Possy 6-1, a gang in NJ. Because of Mercedes environment she became a very mean and rude girl, which she admitted on a interview. She later moved to very nice neighborhood in Valencia, CA and the new environment helped her to become nicer.
In 1999 at the age of 18 she made her 1st TV appearance on MTV's Fear. Many people do not know this and the show aired 4 years before Top Model when nobody knew who she was. In 2003 Mercedes was diagnosed with Lupus, a incurable disease. She was later was in College to become a Psychology major when a friend suggested that she try out for Americas Next Top Model. She got on Cycle 2, and she made runner-up.
Since then Mercedes got a modeling contract and is currently working on ads, Commercials, TV shows, and movies. Mercedes is doing her best to live life to the fullest, even with Lupus.
She was born in New jersey on august 24, 1981. Her dad was African-American and her mom was Caucasian. She grew up in a rough area of New Jersey and was a member of Possy 6-1, a gang in NJ. Because of Mercedes environment she became a very mean and rude girl, which she admitted on a interview. She later moved to very nice neighborhood in Valencia, CA and the new environment helped her to become nicer.
In 1999 at the age of 18 she made her 1st TV appearance on MTV's Fear. Many people do not know this and the show aired 4 years before Top Model when nobody knew who she was. In 2003 Mercedes was diagnosed with Lupus, a incurable disease. She was later was in College to become a Psychology major when a friend suggested that she try out for Americas Next Top Model. She got on Cycle 2, and she made runner-up.
Since then Mercedes got a modeling contract and is currently working on ads, Commercials, TV shows, and movies. Mercedes is doing her best to live life to the fullest, even with Lupus.
Nobody1- "Do you know who Mercedes Scelba-Shorte is??"
Me- "Only the most funny, beautiful, and perfect girl in the world......"
Nobody1- "...what??"
Me- "Oh i mean she was the runner up on Americas Next top Model...and shes the most perfect girl in the world"
Me- "Only the most funny, beautiful, and perfect girl in the world......"
Nobody1- "...what??"
Me- "Oh i mean she was the runner up on Americas Next top Model...and shes the most perfect girl in the world"
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