Scarf and Scram

Nosh. Food on the go. Quick meal. Fast food.

I’m going to grab a scarf and scram. Want some?

Wow look at her scarf and scram.

by Burkey Turkey March 24, 2019

scarnoncunce?

A Bogan Australian way of saying "what is going on, cunts ?", or "what is the current predicament, friends?"

scarnoncunce?

by Seclusive February 22, 2018

Scarf Down

Eat quickly

Sarah just had enough time to scarf down a toast before the bus came.

by mo smart June 28, 2019

The Scarface

After unleashing one’s boner marrow into a whore’s mouth and she has the audacity to spit out your load, you proceed to bitch slap her across the face while wearing a ring, (preferably backhanded but forehanded is acceptable too). As long as it tears her facial tissue, leaving a scar that will remind that whore to never spit out your cum again. You then shove her face in the ground, (creating another gash in her face), and make her slurp it up off the floor and swallow it like a true whore.

That whore Marci spit out my cummies, so I felt obligated to give her my specialty, The Scarface.

I busted a huge load in Marci’s mouth, but I had to Scarface her when she didn’t swallow every last drop.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass May 23, 2019

hickey scarf

Scarf worn to hide a hickey.

Amy: "Why has she been wearing that scarf inside all day long?"
Sarah: "I'm sure it's just a hickey scarf."

by forserious22 April 9, 2009

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

Joe Scarborough

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.

Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

by Fraud Exposer July 6, 2009