sodanxiety

the moment of hesitation after you pay, but before the machine deposits the beverage

My sodanxiety overwhelmed me and i pushed the coin return button.

by 72degreejuggler February 4, 2010

Scankitty

One who eats baconators so frequently that they have put enough money into Wendy's to own half its stock. Usually obnoxious and rude, with a short fuse. The suffix -kitty comes from a massive amount of chest hair.

Woaa, Scankitty, what did your doctor say about eating freshmen?
God, what a Scankitty! She just ate two baconators!

by Muahaha The Artful Dodger May 13, 2009

sangxiety

Emotional distress suffered either from:
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!

In da humorous "face da music" article in an old issue of "Readers Digest", said article's author opines dat a juvenile-court judge's forcing a habitually-delinquent teen to suffer da sangxiety of hearing his mom sing "America the Beautiful" on da court karaoke would be a much-more-effectively-unpleasant punishment --- and a far greater deterrant of future crime --- than da standard penalties of jail time, community service, etc.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Snapxiety

The feeling of nervousness and anticipation you get when you see the notification that someone is typing a message to you on Snapchat, especially if it's from someone you don't often communicate with.

"Dude, it says Morgan is typing, she like, NEVER messages me, I've got some real bad snapxiety from this."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023