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Sautéed

A 7 on the high scale. Barely functional. You can't really talk, only laugh. No control of movement. Possibly tripping but it's still manageable. Best if you not leave the house at this stage.
Q: Yo how high are you bro?

A: I'm at a 7 man, straight sautéed.
by entboy420 August 18, 2017
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Sautéed

The feeling of a buzzed drunk off of alcohol.
Matt: Yooo dawg you look hammered

John: Nah i’m just kinda sautéed right now
by Boozehound6969 June 21, 2018
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Sautéed

An insult that does not have a definite meaning, but still has meaning at the same time. Has to do with mood, energy, how social someone is... also can be used if someone does something stupid. Nobody will truly know the full definition of it.
Some times you can just tell by the vibe someone gives off.

Created By Tucker Jones(2018)
Examples:

- Too much energy = Not Sautéed
- Grumpy = Sautéed
- Irritating = Sautéed
- Funny = Not Sautéed
by Savage Modesb March 2, 2018
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Sautéed

The action of fucking a girl.
Can also be a cooking technique.
- Dude, you see that girl over there?
- Yes what's the matter?
- I sautéed her last night.
by Napoléon Bonaparte October 12, 2018
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Sautéed

When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.
Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
by talknerdytome December 3, 2014
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Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.
After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.
by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008
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