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Saturbating

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
by munciemike May 23, 2009
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Saturdate

A date to go out on any given day; Sundate, Mondate, etc.
I was going to stay home this weekend, but at the last minute I got a Saturdate.
by Gingeygirl June 6, 2011
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saturated fat

There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.

Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.

Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.

What you should know:

- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen

- It is a solid at room temperature

- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.

- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.

- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.

- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.

- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.

- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
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task saturated

Complete shutdown while multi-tasking, often resulting in catastrophe.
The fighter pilot lost spatial awareness and became task saturated while dog fighting, consequently, he ate rock at 400 knots.

The woman driving on the freeway was attempting to do her make up, text, and drink a latte. She couldn't keep track of the road and newtonian physics took over.
by poopflag January 11, 2010
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saturation coverage

Saturation coverage is when every news show and news update, on every channel, all cover the same issue. Repeatedly. Until you could probably quote it.

Note, though, that saturation coverage is distinct from disasterporn in that it isn't limited to disasters.
The Sydney sandstorm was saturation coverage in Australia, being a major event.
by pinkgothic October 25, 2009
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saturated

1. Soaked, filled, or loaded to capacity.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.
1. "Your clothes are saturated with rain."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."
by antimyopia December 9, 2005
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saturate

The saturated hand rag was no good for further absorption of the liquid.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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