Harry Santos

When the act of oral sex results in rug burn upon the giving party's face due to the unkempt nature of the receiving party's genitals.

John got a Harry Santos when he went down on Sofia's mangled, thorny bush between her legs.

by Richard Santos September 19, 2012

Los Santos Customs

A chain of vehicle customization shops in Grand Theft Auto V. Has a spray can icon on the minimap.

I just customized this Warrener in Los Santos Customs.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Santos

He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.

Her: where's my santos?

by Nadine3 April 9, 2017

Juana Santos

A crack head that works at local Aldi

The Juana santos will come.

by The one and only May 13, 2014

Tristan Santos

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.

Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.

by chxrli November 30, 2019

A Santos

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023