Santosing

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor.

The speaker was doing so much Santosing, that none of us wanted to listen anymore so we got up and left.

by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022

salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.

Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.

by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

Seanicosis

The disorder of being so dark-skinned that your penis is too black to masturbate in the dark.

Guy: Damn yesterday I lost my dick in the dark due to my Seanicosis. My doctor prescribed a black light to help with this problem.

by The Urban Doctor February 7, 2014

sanitorium

After having anal sex, the fuckin mess of lube and crap that's left over

dude i just got some sanitorium all ova ma bed sheets

by Anal July 15, 2003

susitosis

When someone acts so sus it’s normal Comes with randome throwing it back random shaking ass pretend deep throat

He definitely has susitosis

by Susitosis November 7, 2020

santosian

n. complete bull---t, n. complete bull---t, 1. santosian person, one who lies about all,.

The santosian promises were laughable.

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by Dwpb January 15, 2023

Santoristicest

San-tor-ist-i-cest

Someone who is of low intellect.

Someone who can't understand the simplest of concepts.

Someone who has difficulty performing easy tasks.

Jimmy: "I don't get the big bang theory."
Mark: "Oh my God Jimmy, you absolute Santoristicest."

by Junkuh March 29, 2023