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sandpaper pussy

A pussy (vagina) that is very dry and rough like sandpaper. Even if you get it wet and juicy after a while, it still feel's like your having sex with sandpaper.
Yo dawg, my ex-girlfriend has sandpaper pussy. We fucked and it felt like I was having sex with sandpaper!
by Brian St. December 21, 2008
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sandpaper pussy

a women's vagina that is rough, feeling much like sandpaper. It can be because of the women herself, or because of a long day at the beach. Both are uncomfortable and can ruin intercourse with a roughed up penis
My girlfriend just got back from the beach, but i coudn't fuck her with her sandpaper pussy.
by brente89 August 22, 2008
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jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one
1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
by Mel Berg January 18, 2009
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sandpaper pussy

A poorly maintained shaved cooter with razor stubble,ingrown hairs,and razor rash. The rough abrasive texture feels like a ScotchBrite pad or sandpaper. aka-cactus cunt
I reached my hand inside her panties and it felt like I was stroking a prickly pear.,She had a sandpaper pussy.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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Sandpaper

After a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.
This term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one's bum after a long day at the beach.
"Man, I've got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach"

"Oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night"
by Timmy Sanchez Da Third March 30, 2009
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sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.
I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.
by chargerjim August 21, 2009
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Sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008
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